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Wrapture your head with this material

The true winners today are the velociraptors.
Maybe that's what happened to the dinosaurs: there was a velocirapture.
It'd be sweet if there was a gangstarapture.
That'd be a good party tonight.
Way better than the saranrapture.
Quick, somebody make a joke about Christmaswrapture.
Clerk: Would you like that gift wraptured?
I don't give a crapture.
Its got to be at least 50% off gift wrapture paper today.
Wish I were a director so I could say "That's a wrapture!"
... and scene.

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  1. Sup Silly,
    Well put togetherapture.
    Almost good enough to fapture.
    Keep up the great bloggerapture.
    I'll be back for rapsure.

    Jason
    The Cheeky Daddy

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