Ways to announce you're pregnant:
"I'll totally punch you and steal your lunch. What? I'm pregnant."
"I have to watch Grey's Anatomy now. I'm hormonally predisposed due to pregnancy."
"Shit happens when you party naked. Like pregnancy. Get it? I partied naked and now there's going to be lots of baby shit."
"Wanna see how much yoga pants can stretch? Watch me for the six next months. Due Jan 2013."
"Seriously, hand your lunch over. I'm pregnant and hungry. I'm not fuckin around."
"You've got to be kidding me! Lunchmeat? All that bullying and I can't even eat this!"
Looking forward to the current household indigents getting a new resident on or abouts January 3, 2013, you know, minus the giving birth part. That part's fucking horrifying.
The Roast of Arlee Bird
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